How can one remove a bullet with minimal medical supplies?


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Pants McTrousers asked:


For reasons that I would rather not go into, going to a hospital is not an option. I have an incredibly wide array of knives several pairs of needle nose pliers. I have gauze, medical tape, needles and thread, magnets, alcohol, peroxide, bleach, hypodermic needles and powerful painkillers. I have some rough idea of how stitch myself up, but I’d better get the thing out first. The wound is to my left shoulder. I still have full range of motion and my bones seem to be intact. I’m still bleeding, so I sooner is better than later.
Hypothetical situation by the way…

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3 Responses to “How can one remove a bullet with minimal medical supplies?”

  1. ps3 daterape Says:

    bullet wounds are a lot like snake bites, put your mouth over the wound and suck really hard like you’re sucking a penis until it comes out

    you dont need all that other stuff

    btw if you know how tosuck a penis you’re a fag

  2. sunshine city Says:

    1) Don’t waste time typing one handed on Yahoo Answers

    2) The afore-mentioned penis thing

    3) ????

    4) Profit!

  3. SJG Says:

    if you wanna risk a potentially deadly staph infection or some other complication, or bleed to death on your kitchen floor because you nicked an artery, go for it. you seem to already have everything you need.

    if you wanna be safe and healthy afterward, go to the damned ER.

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