How can one remove a bullet with minimal medical supplies?
For reasons that I would rather not go into, going to a hospital is not an option. I have an incredibly wide array of knives several pairs of needle nose pliers. I have gauze, medical tape, needles and thread, magnets, alcohol, peroxide, bleach, hypodermic needles and powerful painkillers. I have some rough idea of how stitch myself up, but I’d better get the thing out first. The wound is to my left shoulder. I still have full range of motion and my bones seem to be intact. I’m still bleeding, so I sooner is better than later.
Hypothetical situation by the way…

May 11th, 2009 at 11:13 am
bullet wounds are a lot like snake bites, put your mouth over the wound and suck really hard like you’re sucking a penis until it comes out
you dont need all that other stuff
btw if you know how tosuck a penis you’re a fag
May 13th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
1) Don’t waste time typing one handed on Yahoo Answers
2) The afore-mentioned penis thing
3) ????
4) Profit!
May 16th, 2009 at 9:58 am
if you wanna risk a potentially deadly staph infection or some other complication, or bleed to death on your kitchen floor because you nicked an artery, go for it. you seem to already have everything you need.
if you wanna be safe and healthy afterward, go to the damned ER.