Posted September 16th, 2010
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Jay A asked: An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly medical, his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sp*rm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?” “What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back “He needs your underwear.”
Tags: Examination Room, Stool Sample, Urine Sample
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 14 Comments »
Posted July 17th, 2010
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Shea asked: A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”
“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”
“My goodness!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”
“Humm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”
Tags: Goodness, Snoring, Sports Car
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 4 Comments »
